Wednesday, December 9, 2015

WHERE TF IS ROB KARDASHIAN?!

December 2, 2015


Here's a question that has been lingering on my mind since about May 2014... Where the f*ck is Rob Kardashian?

Since Kim & Kanye's wedding in May 2014 he has been seen in public TWO times. While this feat is impressive, especially in such a public family, this is a little frightening.

I know that the break up with Adrienne was tough on him, but they broke up over 4 years ago. There's gotta be something more to this and I'm planning on making it my life's duty to make sure he is well. In the meantime, here are some things that I think could help Bobby out a lot:

1. Xanax - These will help Rob sleep and calm his nerves when the paparazzi is trying to snap the latest picture of him. He'll be chill as f*ck and maybe he can stop regretting the tattoo of Adrienne's name he has.

2. Instagram - Rob needs to start Instagramming the shit out of his life. Not a lot makes me feel better than a bunch of likes on my picture of my green juice. Likes = justification, justification = self confidence. And the best part is, he'll have so many followers he won't have to worry about getting less than 1,000 likes on any pic.


3. Adderall - Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels? So true and one way to drop some lbs. fast is to not eat and be super productive. What a way to kill 2 birds with one stone.. or 2 pounds with one adderall.

With these 3 things and a little effort - Rob will be back in action in no time. 

xo



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