Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Aaron Carter Tries to Stay Relevant By Bashing The Biebs


















According to this article from The Huffington Post, Aaron Carter is crying because Justin Bieber's lawyer's mentioned him. Aaron Carter needs to do a LITTLE more fact checking because Biebs' camp did not mention him at all.. the interviewer did. The interviewer asked "How did Justin Bieber not turn into Aaron Carter?" Rather than bashing Aaron, the interview goes on to credit Bieber's faith, family, friends, fans, and formula (his "5 f's"). He discusses how its hard for anyone to handle such a high level of fame at a young age and that Justin definitely has had his fuckboi moments. 

Aaron's response to the article is absurd. He is like "I even tweeted at Justin to tell him that his camp had to approve that question so obviously he knew it was gonna happen, be a man." Justin hasn't responded, most likely because he is too busy FaceTiming Miranda Kerr, texting/subtweeting Selena, and going through the millions of nudes in his DMs. A few months ago, I started following Aaron Carter on twitter when I read that he was having a major twitter meltdown a la Amanda Bynes. Then I started getting scared because he was tweeting back at people who were calling him out on being a mental midget. I was nervous he was going to show up to my doorstep in a pizza delivery uniform and try to shoot me up with heroin.

The Carter family has had their fair share of tragedies, but they are largely a white-trash family from Florida who caught a break because Nick joined BSB. BSB is also so desperate that they are constantly trying to go on tour. On the other hand, NSYNC does not have to do that because they have COMMON sense and realize that their glory days are over. Except for JC, his performance at the VMA's and Lance's wedding was pathetic/sad.. you're never going to be Justin Timberlake, babe, so stop trying. 

Back to Aaron. He's supposedly dropping a new album soon so I would not be surprised if his people actually paid the interviewer to ask that question so he could be in the news again. Aaron, please go back to buying crack at the Kwik Stop & let us all listen to "Aaron's Party" in peace.



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