Thursday, January 21, 2016

The Stages of Group Texts


Group texts are one of the best things and worst things to come out of smartphones. They're a great way to keep in touch, but if you're not in the mood for them you want to stop being friends with all of your friends. 

Thoughts:
Initial thought, ugh I'm so popular, people won't stop blowing me up, it's hard being me, etc.
But when you come back from a meeting and see a million messages you first think: did somebody die? fuck, what did i do? then you look down and see that it's all from the same group of people and are like:
Guyyyys I'm busy, please shut the fuck up. My boss already thinks I do nothing and now when he hears my phone buzzing every .2 seconds he's gonna KNOW that I do nothing. I don't have time for this and I don't care about anything that you're saying! Exclude me please!! In comes the life-saving somehow just added feature
So clutch when you want to take a nap and the group text won't stop. Then you wake up and try to catch up and are like
Helllppppp! I'm drowning & whenever I scroll up far/fast enough somebody replies and I get sent right back to the bottom. I'm finally ready to contribute. Guys? I'm ready to contribute please think I'm funny and read what I'm writing... GuyysSss???

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